I blame you, George Lucas.

Overheard in my living room:

"When I'm older and have a little boy, I'm going to name him Anakin."

"If I have a baby boy, I'm going to name him Darth."

"I'm going to name him Luke."

"I think Clone is a good name."

"How about Stormtrooper? No, Dormpooper!"

And the room erupts in laughter.