A List...
...of Things For Which We Generally Don't Initially Think Well of, But Sometimes Are Really Really Really Good Things:
- Pharmaceutical Companies
- Insurance Companies
- Western Medicine
(um, yes, I really like my antibiotics, and I'm glad they're available, and my insurance helped them be affordable to me this week)
Other Things Also On That List:
- Attorneys (saved my ass in 2002, thank you very much)
- Corporate Profits (we are all cynical and stuff about this, but in reality, most of our IRAs and 401ks are tied to these, and we will be happy to retire with the benefits of a few decades of successful big business working for us)
those are the boring things on the list. any other things on the list?
hanson
saturns
hockey playoffs
sausage
road construction
paying for someone else to fix something in your house
sugar corn pops
little itty bitty tiny legs
mulch
that's it. i'm sure there is nothing left for the list.
posted by Teodoro Callate @ 7:52 PM
5 comments
5 Comments:
Little itty bitty tiny legs?
making mistakes
realizing your mistake
oh and Claritin
Are you at liberty to tell the attorney story?
I'm sure that Teo cannot divulge anything that might have come about as the result of his involvement with an attorney. I, however, am the Blues Moose. Teo MIGHT have had an experience wherein he was unnecessarily groped a few too many times by a supervisor. Teo might have written a memo saying maybe the bastard should cut it out. Teo might have been retaliated against for said memo. Then (possibly): Lawyers. Resignation. Relocation. Unemployment. Arbitration. Settlement. New career. Teo's gratitude for his fucking awesome attorney.
Juicy, eh? At least, MAYBE it was that juicy. Could be. I'm not sure. Guessing.
Hombre!
Ah. I appreciate your clearly conjectural depiction of what may or may not have transpired.
Thank you, Mr. Blues Moose.
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