Sum sum summertime

Figured out how to write enough for a book. Transcribe 17 conversations of 45 minutes each. You get exactly:

226 pages (single spaced)
94,826 words
394,903 characters without spaces
487,357 characters with spaces
2,900 paragraphs
and
10,325 lines

Not saying it would be a good or interesting book, but it would be LONG enough.