Misunderstood Browns

Sometimes my clothes-matching ability becomes impaired. On certain days, my browns get mixed up. I think, "Hey, I'll wear some brown stuff," and usually that goes okay. But today, I picked out my dirty brown, worn out shoes. Then I wore a slightly different brown argyle socks, that have some creamish colors in them. Then I wore some mostly-brown pants that sometimes look a little grey. Then I wore a shirt that I think is brown, but is kinda reddish, and also has some yellow stripes. Underneath, I actually wore a green t-shirt, which believe it or not I do not think was the problem. As I was walking around, however, I became aware that all of my browns were wrong, and the outfit was not working. I do not as of now understand why. But it is true. I looked like a mis-dressed life-sized 2nd rate muppet.