GO AWAY.
Stop. Please. No more. I can't.
After the majority of the week spent at home, I've done many good things. I've sent out six internship application packages. I finished a great book. I wrote half of an exam that is due next week. I've gone through a box and a half of kleenex. I drank lots of tea. I slept more hours per night than I have in many years. I am on the mend.
I have also watched my fair share of television. I HATE THE NEXT 11 DAYS OF TELEVISION. I HATE THE NEXT 11 DAYS OF EVERYTHING. YOU ALL MUST GO AWAY. YOU MUST STOP. YOU MUST GROW UP.
You know who you are.
posted by Teodoro Callate @ 10:27 AM
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3 Comments:
You're right. I'm really sorry about the way I acted during my recent appearance on the Jerry Springer show. I was way out of line. My bad.
Jerry Springer would be a breath of fresh air compared to what you will see before November 7th. Seriously and totally.
Another beautiful feature of my TiVo: I skip pretty much every ad on TV. So I've missed the detestable campaign ads.
I'm Kevlar Pinata and I approve of this message.
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