Bad Words.
Today after school:
Youngest Pinata: "Dad, one of the kids at school said some bad words today."
Me: "Really?"
Youngest Pinata: "Yeah."
Me: "What were the words?"
Youngest Pinata: (somewhat awkwardly) "Well, um, can I spell the words to you instead of saying them out loud?"
Me: "Sure."
Youngest Pinata: "I-C-E, I-C-E, B-A-B-Y."
Me: "Somone said 'Ice, Ice, Baby'?"
Youngest Pinata: "Yeah. Those are bad words, right?"
Me: "No, not really. They're just from a terrible song."
Youngest Pinata: "Oh, okay."
Just to remind you:
Take heed, cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didnt know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style is like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, other djs say, damn
If my rhyme was a drug, Id sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when its time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, yo -- Ill solve it!
Check out the hook while my dj revolves it.
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
posted by Kevlar Pinata @ 6:16 PM
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7 Comments:
You know, I logged in tonight with the intention of making an attempt at blogging again. I was gonna do a Larry King thing, and I really only had one line, which had something to do with peanut butter tasting weird if you eat it right after cheese.
This post, however, is far superior.
Many thanks, Pinata. Well done.
Particularly wise young grasshopper to spell those words. Never speak of them again.
Ha!
Well played, Vinnissimo. Laughed out loud.
Speaking of forbidden words I can't wait to see the next Indiana Jones and Apocalypto movies.
Did you guys know that in 2012 astronomers predict a galactic alignment, planetary poles reversing, Antarctic ozone hole breach, and the Mayan Calendar ends predicting the end of the world? I'm sure you'd care more if the exact day of this event were on your birthday like it is mine- December 21st 2012.
Try Googling 2012
Vinnissimo, you are so great. And I'm not even being sarcastic. You consistently reconfirm to me my belief that you are just awesome. I don't know anyone else who Googles 2012. You're it. The one guy I know who does that.
I'm not sure if it's astronomers (you know, the ones who actually went to college and can calculate the mass of Neptune within 3,000kg) or astrologers (who read a few books on tarot cards and horoscopes from Barnes and Noble) who are making that prediction, but I'm willing to bet it's the astrologer crowd. I think they've recovered from their wildly successful Y2K predictions by now. ;-)
If the planetary poles reverse, compasses will point south, right? Just gotta recalibrate for my ocean crossing.
I'm so blonde
You're awesome.
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