This is what I do.
How many more times in my life do you think I will put a half-full glass of water into the top rack of the dishwasher, thereby spilling the water violently onto the floor?
posted by Teodoro Callate @ 11:55 AM
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8 Comments:
hon, I do that all the time!
no need to worry, it just saves time wiping off the counter
the riddle of life, my dear, the riddle of life..
Let's see:
You probably do it as often as I do, which is maybe three or four times a week. Let's say four.
You live a healthy life, so let's assume that you live to be 74, which really isn't much of a stretch, considering that life expectancy will probably increase a bit by the time we're ready to retire. You're what, 36 now? So:
74 - 36 = 38 years left of loading dishwashers.
At 52 weeks per years, you're looking at 1,976 weeks of loading dishwashers.
Assuming that you do it around four times each week, I'm estimating that you'll do it 7,904 more times. Give or take maybe a dozen.
I'm a year younger than you, so I'll do it 8,112 more times.
We should both make sure to purchase good mops.
I too, was going to do the math, but Kevin did it for me.
I miss Felicity! Where's a quasi-filthy poem about "good mops" when you need one?
almost 8,000 fuck-ups on dishwashing alone. this is dire.
i wish i had a dishwasher.
...sounds like a good tongue-twister...
i wish i had a dishwasher
i wish i had a dishwasher
i wish i had a dishwasher
i wish i had a dishwasher
i wish i had a dishwasher
i wish i had a dishwasher
i wish i had a dishwasher
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