Neighbors Beware

I. HAVE A DAY. OFF.
I HAVE A DAY OFF.
Off.
i HAVE. a DAY. OFF.
i have a day off.

I am generally scheduled to be at my training site on Fridays. But I have no committments there today. So I called my supervisor and said, "You know? I'd like a day off." He said, "That's fine. You've been on top of things and you've made several deposits, so you're just taking a little withdrawal."

I HAVE A DAY OFF.

By which I mean to say that I will write papers. But I might take a break and run around the block naked a few times. Because I can. Because, you know, I'm off.