Bunch. Of. Poo.

I'm writing the world's most annoying final paper in which I argue that 'everything is subjective' using philosophical models. The argument is fine. The paper is ridiculous.

To wit, the paper contains the following two sentences, both authored by moi:

Russian Philosophy places the meaning of external objectivity within the context of an individual subjectivity, and Japanese philosophy extends the concept of personal subjectivity to the point where truth can only be found in the total absence of human thought, free of the binds of any objective restraint and resulting in pure subjectivity.

It is the paradigm of subjectivity that demands the non-directive, psychodynamic approach whereby a therapist considers the entirety of an individual experience for therapeutic consideration.

Psychobabble. Philosophibabble. Poo.

Mine.