Teo's Nicknames, A Historical Look
Teodoro
Teds
Teddy
Theddywegs
Theddyweggery
The Evil Theddywegs
The Evil One
Eggs
FuckFace
Tadeo
The Big B
Mr. B
Boneman
Theodore
Theo
One does not give oneself nicknames. One is given nicknames, whether one approves or not.
posted by Teodoro Callate @ 10:22 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
First off, let me say here and now that if you ever suggest again that we kill the blog, I will have to resort to some sort of drastic response, such as forcing you to watch 18 hours of "Walker, Texas Ranger" uninterrupted. This post alone will carry me for 6 months.
What about Tedbo? And has your cover been blown in this post, Notorious B.I.G.-B.?
You are right.
Tedbo.
Plus also DJ Teddy Ted. No kidding.
Wait there's more:
Tedski
Tedska
Was "Tedski" a Blick invention? Love that Blick.
I thought of you yesterday. I'm playing at a blues festival in Canada in late July and we had our first rehearsal last night. I was an absolute mess - almost to the point of having lost the Blues Moose. However, I think I might have a lead on finding him and bringing him back into my barn. Or wherever it is that one houses a moose.
Yeski, Tedski and Tedska were from Blickska. Captain of the Blues Moose.
As for me giving my identity away, I thought about that. I don't think I have. My name isn't really here, it's just obvious to those that know me what the origin of (some of) these nicknames are. If you google T** B****, I don't think this post will come up. Now, if you google The Evil Theddywegs, you may find me. In which case, you have bigger problems than finding Tres Hombres and Teodoro Callate.
I think this has actually become the Teo Pinata, Kevlar Callate blog.
Pinata! Que pasa!?
Kevlar, I believe you owe the Hombre readers a full explanation of the Blues Moose. The Blues Moose would have it no other way. He's coming to your town, you know...
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