Tuesday, November 22, 2005

mmmmmmmm........turkey

As I may have mentioned in other posts, I am a devoted TiVo user. One of the interesting features you can enable is "TiVo Suggestions", in which the recorder will grab shows it believes you will like (interesting that I state the the machine "believes") based on other shows you record and watch regularly. For instance, I regularly watch The Office and The Daily Show, so the TiVo will often grab shows from Comedy Central for me. It can be hit or miss, of course, but it's interesting to see what it picks for me.

Because the lovely Mrs. Pinata is a fan of a few shows on HGTV and TLC (Small Space, Big Style, for instance), we sometimes wind up with interesting shows from the home/food/decorating world captured for us. I think that the combination of her shows and my inclination toward holiday specials led the TiVo to record The Secret History of Thanksgiving, which was a show on the Food Network that profiled both the history of the various foods that typically hit the table on Thanksgiving and an overview of how they can be well prepared. One hour of holiday food.

Watched it with the wife and kids and the four of us just sat there drooling. I am so hungry right now, and due to the power of suggestion, the only thing that will satisfy right now is turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes. Seriously - you would not believe how hungry that show made me.

Anyway, I was reminded of a Thanksgiving my wife and I shared with her family back when we were engaged. Her mother - who cooks mountains and mountains of food - has never been one to stick with tradition for its own sake, so she simply created her own menu for us. The food was brought to the table, and I was amazed to see...no turkey. Nope. No bird in sight. In its place was Alaskan salmon. Naturally, salmon at Thanksgiving has become a running family joke ever since.

And tonight, as we watched the show on the history of Thanksgiving food, the narrator suggested that lobster was likely a part of the first Thanksgiving. We just looked at each other and laughed as we noted that there was no salmon on the table.

I love Thanksgiving.

Teo/Vinnissimo: Remember the Thanksgiving in Miami - probably 1989? - where we cooked the bird ourselves and bought Stove Top stuffing and ridiculous amounts of beer? As I recall, we put the turkey in one of those plastic baking bags, which melted to the outside of the bird. I'm not sure if we had anything else to eat - apart from the Stove Top, that is. Good times.

8 Comments:

At 11/23/2005 8:11 AM, Blogger Teodoro Callate said...

Right on, Kev. I logged on a minute ago with the intention of writing a Thanksgiving post, but I'll let yours stand. You got here first, so your dibs are good for the day.

I hate to say it, but I don't think I was there in 1989. I don't think I've missed a Thanksgiving in Chicago. But the thought of you guys melting a turkey is righteous.

I'm looking forward to the holiday this year, and I haven't always done that. Sometimes I've battled my demons on this holiday...there's never been a disaster or anything truly ugly...there's just been some inner strife on the odd family holiday. I did fall asleep at the table once. An afternoon of booze and two or three servings of turkey and stuffing knocked me right the heck out.

But I'm getting over that. Today, I bring several pounds of the best coffee in Chicago to my folks' house, as there will be a houseful of relatives. This afternoon, I will bake pumpkin pies...this is my contribution to the overwhelming amount of work my mom is doing in the kitchen. (Dad did his part, too, making a few thousand pounds of chex mix and he's on Friday spaghetti sauce detail.) So anyway, I'm makin' pies, and it's not a huge deal...I open the cans of Libby's and follow the directions on the label. But mom will be there and she and I can hang out, and I won't be running to get to an appointment or something like that. Just making pies.

Then I'll help move some furniture around for my folks, and after that, I'll keep the fire going, drink some of that coffee, and finally begin the eating of the chex mix.

So I can't historically say "I love Thanksgiving" because my brain has sometimes been broken on this holiday. But I'm looking forward to it this year. Some favorite relatives are coming to town, and I'll happily sleep on the couch in the basement. That's bummed me out in the past, but this year it feels like the right place to be.

Which also mischaracterizes my feelings on today and tomorrow.

I'm way thankful for my family and friends. I don't have a life without either. My family has offered unconditional love to me for almost 37 years, and my friends literally give me a way to survive. Lots of love towards both today. Thankful for Tres Hombres regulars: my fellow Hombres, Betsy, DNA, Smussyolay, and LB. And Felicity! Yes. I am thankful for Felicity. There are a few other people who regularly read the blog and I don't know who they are. To them? Thank you for reading, and we like that you come back and read. I encourage you to drop a post and say hello at some point. (you can post anonymously, too!) My Thanksgiving message goes to you as well.

Love to all. Have a great Holiday. Back on the weekend if I have something to blog about.

xo teo

 
At 11/24/2005 10:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trousers, slacks, pants.

They all look the same when crumpled upon the front room floor as my beloved makes sweet intelligent design with a roll of duct tape.

Back home for the holidays, Felicity is up to her usual adventures. Namely, punishment of all sorts. This year, my wrath was besowed upon the turkey itself. Oddly, after perfoming a spectacular drop kick (THREE POINTS!) to the turkey carcass, my foot fell asleep.

When you enter Felecity's skin
You will learn that we are kin
With the old gal from Reno
Who sits and plays pokeno
Smoking Benson & Hedges Ultra Light Slims

There is no restraint! Hooray!

 
At 11/24/2005 10:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow!

Someone's been in the holiday eggnog!

 
At 11/25/2005 6:19 PM, Blogger Kevlar Pinata said...

Always glad to hear from Felicity.

 
At 11/25/2005 6:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geesh! I'm impressed by that flush of creative energy there. hats off for sweet potato holiday madness!

 
At 11/27/2005 3:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't Betsy blog about a dream, awhile back, featuring an evil mermaid named Felicity?

 
At 11/28/2005 6:56 PM, Blogger smussyolay said...

the stove top stuffing creator died this thanksgiving. r.i.p. stove top stuffing lady. thanks for the pants.

 
At 11/28/2005 9:26 PM, Blogger Teodoro Callate said...

thanks to all. thanks to Felicity. Thanks to melted turkey and stovetop. Thanks to smussy for the sad info that will be celebrated by eating more food.

 

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