2006 Spring Cleaning, 1989 Find
I used to look like this.
If you look real close, you can see the rimless glasses, gold chain, and headset microphone. And you have to look REALLY close to see these things, because you might be distracted by my tanktop, skin-tight faded jeans, and mullet.I am here to entertain.
(I don't know this to be true, but it is highly likely that either Vinnissimo or Kevlar took these pictures, which is a scary thought on its own)
posted by Teodoro Callate @ 11:07 AM
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Wow. In 1989 there is no WAY my mother would have let me wear a tank top that low.
Your chest is nicely waxed. And your pants are tight enough to reveal the clear outline of a moist towelette in your hip pocket. Goodness gracious!
When one is rocking the community festival in tight pants and a tank top, one must plan in advance for a random chance at a little high fructose corn hole action. Moist towelettes must always be at the ready.
Tres optimistic, no? Felicity is proud.
In this photo it appears as though Teo had just enough time in-between catching some waves and the kegger with the frat boys to sit in with the band. However, fourty five minutes and six songs later that red tank top would in fact match his red mini van. Wah wah wah wah . . .
Teo's red tank top would also match Vinnissimos red mini van . . . Wah wah wah wah.
It was moist out there though Taint.
Vinnissimo and Teo did indeed both drive red 1987 Dodge Caravans. I'm remembering that his may have been a Plymouth Voyager, but anyone who knows anything about mid-80s mini-vans knows that the Voyager and the Caravan were identical machines by sister companies. I'm recalling that Vin's Voyager had a white racing stripe, and mine had tinted windows.
Yes, I tinted the windows on a mini-van. Cool.
Eventually, and for years, my mini-van developed intractable mold spores from the rain that came in through the perpetually open windows. I drove that mini-van until I was 26.
Oh yeah. Drove the chicks crazy. They loved that machine. Gotta love a moldy, tinted-windowed mid-80s mini-van.
He was named Les. Les is no more.
Was this about a tank top? Read my new post and you'll understand why I'm babbling about minivans. Nice 5 minute vacation, here.
Late again. Sorry.
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