Nutso on Cable

Dude's on TV talking about how one of the prophets was cured of leprosy via hydrotherapy in seven days, and now he has a product he's selling that contains clay and he outlines a seven-day regimen and therefore he calls it "The Almighty Cleanser" and he's selling holy enemas in order to cure stuff and he's telling me that I don't have to worry about, you know, the runs, and bowel disease, and he keeps talking about colons. The caption on the tv says "Is a clean colon the secret to health and vitality", and now he's talking about diseases that have a correlation to the size of my colon. This is on the channel where the religious cable shows are. The national ones. The ones you see.

"If you want to get healthy, you have to clean the colon, right?"
"That's absolutely right."
Word for word.
Now THAT's a sales pitch. On the religious channel.

Did I mention that it's The Almighty Cleanser that he's selling? Wait, maybe it's The All Mighty Cleanser. I just got that. Seriously. Not making this up. I refuse to google it. Someone else can feel free.

I'm sure it's fine to have a clean colon. I don't really have an opinion. I'm glad that God might care about this, I guess.

My point? People are freaking crazy.