Peanut Butter Update

There I am in Trader Joe's this morning, buying my hundred bucks of frozen fruit and embarrassing bachelor food. Sadly, I approach the peanut butter section, not so much to buy peanut butter, but rather to reminisce about the good times it and I once had together. Remember the good old days with Joe's peanut butter before it got all repackaged, runny, and bad? Ah yes, I remember them well.

But Lo! Behold! A sign. An actual sign. Something like this:

Runny Butter? (in large print)
This years crop of peanuts was affected by too much/too little sun (I can't remember which), which produces a more oily peanut. Also, our first run this year had the machines set on too fine of a grind, leading to the runny peanut butter. This has been addressed!

HOW GREAT IS THAT? My God. I will shop there for ever and ever and ever based on that one little stinkin' sign.